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You’ve fallen for one of the classic blunders: assuming that OP thinks that humans can grow and develop with nurturing

Unlike the PHP hammer, the banhammer is very useful for a lot of things. Especially sealion clubbing.

Prompt-Pivots: Prime Sea-lion Siren Song! More at 8.

Good hustle Gerard, great job starting this chudstorm. I’m having a great time

"If <insert your favourite GC'ed language here> had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution." -Robert Feynman

Doesn't really narrow it down, sorry

(jk I don't have beef with the JavaRE)

find(1)? You better find(1) some other place to be, buster. In this house, we use the file explorer search bar

stopping this bit here because I don't want to continue writing a JRE episode

We should maximise hallucinations, actually. That is, we should hack the environmental controls of the data centers to be conducive for fungi growth, and flood them with magic mushrooms spores. We can probably get the rats on board by selling it as a different version of nuking the data centers.

Hey. I can do regex. It's specifically grep I have beef with. I never know off the top of my head how to invoke it. Is it -e? -r? -i? man grep? More like, man, get grep the hell outta here!

would I happier if I abandoned my scruples? I hope I or nobody I know finds out.

cool cool.