swlabr

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[–] swlabr@awful.systems 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I changed*

*I decided to get a blood boy!!!!

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

capitalist: does capitalism

liberal: Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this.

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 11 points 3 months ago

I'm feeling a weird mix of emotions about this. It's not the cash grab by ol' salty dog; capitalism is doing its thing. I'm both elated that these idiot liberals feel betrayed by this turn of events and enraged that these liberal idiots exist to launder the reputation of techbros in the first place.

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 13 points 3 months ago

And remember kids, pump always comes before the dump

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 7 points 3 months ago

My wallpaper is the january page of a frieren themed calendar. From 2021. I only remembered what it was today after learning about all this

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 12 points 3 months ago

My dad has a photo of a family photo, and I think it rocks.

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 6 points 3 months ago

parallel universes were the inspiration behind urbit, it all makes sense

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

barron: shows ivanka the minecraft speedrun

ivanka: I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT, BROTHER

edit: accidentally read ivanka as melania, now corrected

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 79 points 3 months ago (13 children)

A wallpaper app? What is this, 2008?

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I can’t stop reading the name as Blahaj(i). Now I’m imagining an overwhelmed plush shark doing its best to bribe the malaysian authorities

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Also: note that it is centred around her sister. Note to self: do not direct LLM to write erotica about a sibling, because that is not a normal thing to do for someone turning over a new leaf.

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 15 points 3 months ago (3 children)

“completed” I guarantee it’s AI gen’ed. Note to self: use LLM to pump out a novel if/when I need to show I’m turning over a new leaf

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