swlabr

joined 2 years ago
[–] swlabr@awful.systems 6 points 6 months ago

Your family wants to see you

Doubt

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 10 points 6 months ago

Maybe get them to fight by suggesting the involvement of a bank implies the crypto is becoming centralised and defeating its own purpose? The depth of my buttcoin knowledge is lacking so there might be a better wedge to use.

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Oh it was for the KPIs? All is forgiven then. /s

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 10 points 6 months ago

Ok actually read the screed. Ahhhh yes good ol’ Jeff “In the years after I bought the WaPo and everyone got suspicious, me and my billions of dollars have done nothing but improve the world and my credibility and definitely didn’t trap anyone in warehouses to die in a tornado, so you all trust me now, right?” Bezos

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (9 children)

My enshittification story*: Instagram has been suggesting people for me to follow. It markets them to me by saying “friend X follows this person!” But friend X does not follow this person. Friend X has no tenable connection to this person. Why are you bullshitting me, Zuck? Is the autoplag outflow drain hooked up to Insta?

*orig JP title: 僕のエンシット化ストーリー

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

no escape

Rest of world: is there no alternative to US hegemony?

CIA: *raises head from pile of blow, puts gun on table* no

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

HIGHER you insufferable twats. So much Higher.

Who does this guy think he is? Creedy McCreedson? Lead singer of Creed?

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 14 points 6 months ago

Headcanon: he changed it as a result of this epic bonnie slam

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 26 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (7 children)

Kicking off the sack with something light.

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 11 points 6 months ago (4 children)

As a leftist, I don’t think I’ve drunk enough red kool aid to come around on Russia. I just don’t get it.

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 12 points 6 months ago

Anti David Gerard David Gerard Club

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