swlabr

joined 2 years ago
[–] swlabr@awful.systems 12 points 7 months ago

Computer ghost phobia:

spooked by AI 🀝 Falling for jump scare flash games

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 7 points 7 months ago

Shilling AI has much fewer downsides that walking on coals I guess

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 14 points 7 months ago

Honestly waiting for them to show up and post their absolutely rancid takes is about 20-40% of the fun of this place

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 11 points 7 months ago

Me, as a jock bully: Well of course these nerds would find finishing in 20 seconds an achievement

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 30 points 7 months ago

Not me dawg, I am highly non linear (pls donate to my gofundme for spinal correction)

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 46 points 7 months ago (3 children)

You’re right. We should move onto feeding it orphans

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Let them cook bro, another few billion dollars, maybe a few 10↑↑10 watt-hours, see what it says then

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 17 points 7 months ago

Given the all-consuming desire of Silicon Valley to accelerate us into a mad max style dystopia, the most foreshadowing thing about SF has gotta be all the (human) poop on the sidewalk.

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 18 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Society could replace like 50-90% of men in leadership positions with answering machines that record what women say and play it back at a lower pitch to simulate a male voice claiming women’s ideas as their own. Also the answering machine has a strapon equipped

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 10 points 7 months ago
[–] swlabr@awful.systems 13 points 7 months ago

Oh yes thanks for the reminder.

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 8 points 7 months ago

Yud: I am the sole arbiter of which crimes are punishable or not.

Filthy peasant: ok which crimes

Yud: criticising me or my uwu fwens :(

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