If this chapter of tech drama were a video game, specifically a visual novel, and more specifically phoenix wright, this would be the part of the last trial where Google has smugly deigned to testify in person, confident they can easily deflect whatever comes at them during cross examination
swlabr
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Dust specks (of a certain kind) are known to cause mesothelioma
For the sake of a yudzillion dust specks, what’s another castle?
What about: “read a particular HP fanfic to try and fit in with a new crowd, was utterly repulsed by the narrative voice, discovered later it was part of what seemed like an elaborate cult that was weirdly sensitive to sneers, and finally found an outlet for their nerd bloodlust”
The problem with this type of criticism is that for the most part it’s usually pretty lazy. If you just want to make people laugh, there’s no need to be charitable or high-effort. The average r/sneerclub post consisted of finding something seemingly absurd or offensive said by a rationalist and then mocking it. The resulting threads are obviously biased and not epistemically rigorous. Like, Wytham abbey was technically a manor house, but “EA gets a castle” is objectively a funnier meme. There are sometimes good arguments in there (I think my old sneerclub posts weren’t terrible), but they’re not the point of the community, and you shouldn’t expect them to be common.
@titotal@awful.systems hey I spend whole minutes crafting sneers, how dare ya call me lazy!
Yeah sure, just learn university courses before puberty. And then again after.
It’s called learnmaxxing and it’s only for alpha males
Composed by Eliezer Shlomo Tchaikovsky
(TIL yud was born september 11, never forget!)
I have a tremendously large skull (like XXL hats) - maybe that's why I can still do some basic math after the testosterone brain poison during puberty?
Pretty sure this flies in the face of traditional rat phrenology.
start slamming testosterone and amphetamines to get your workaholicism, betterThanEveryone complex, and drive for power
Ah yeah all things that are good that you should aspire to, and within this pokemon-esque understanding of drugs and human physiology, things you just automagically gain from pills
Then from another comment:
Seems it is easier / more streamlined / more googlable now for a teenage male to get testosterone blockers than testosterone. Latter is very frowned upon — I guess because it is cheating in sports. Try googling eg "get testosterone prescription high school reddit -trans -ftm". The results are exclusively people shaming the cheaters. Whereas of course googling "get testosterone blockers high school reddit" gives tons of love & support & practical advice.
Hey dawg are you pro-T-blocking or not? First you say I should delay my puberty until I’m 22, now you start JAQing off about how trans people have it too easy. Which is it?
Females however retain easy access to hormones via birth control.
How did I not see this comment worded in this specific way coming
rationalist musical cannon
Aw man, who let them tech up to musical cannons? Now I need theatrical cavalry
Not only did we get fuckin stomped, we did it with a smile on our face for Mummy Britannia. We’re a nation of subs!
The anzacs are venerated for being thrown into the meat grinder by accident, them being fodder for an AI chatbot is what they would have wanted
Object permanence is calling…