swlabr

joined 2 years ago
[–] swlabr@awful.systems 15 points 9 months ago (29 children)

neoreactionary harem with stack ranking

Please don’t remind me about my miserable time on dating apps.

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 20 points 9 months ago (36 children)

Given that Ellison star-witnessed her ex into >200000 hours in the clink, I dread to think of what might happen to the person that marries her

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

A rat scoring an own goal shouldn't be surprising, and a rat, especially ZMD, not understanding how to edit should also not be surprising.

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 9 points 9 months ago

can't run a print magazine anymore because of woke

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

A really good lawyer carries duct tape

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Here’s my cocktail suggestion:

50 Shades (Sam Bankman) Fried:

Ingredients:

  • 50 different liquors/liqueurs, as many different densities and colours as possible

Equipment:

  • Transparent cylindrical urn with spigot

Steps:

  1. Sort the ingredients in decreasing order or liquid density.
  2. Pour 1/50th of the container capacity of each liquid in order into container, slowly and carefully to retain layers.

(Do not actually make this)

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 17 points 9 months ago (18 children)

morality of an anime villain

Plenty of anime villains would be insulted by this.

IANAL: His defense team must truly suck ass. To let the prosecution build the case that he is essentially amoral and profit driven is just baffling. To let SBF speak in any capacity at all is more baffling. The only way they could bungle this further is if they asked for more time than the prosecution was asking for.

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 8 points 9 months ago (7 children)
[–] swlabr@awful.systems 6 points 9 months ago

“I trained my model on AO3, why aren’t we funding a cure for Hanahaki???”

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 32 points 9 months ago (19 children)

Sovereign citizen energy.

Can’t wait for an AI crank to demand cancer treatment because Siri looked sideways at a blurry photo of a lump on their butt. Can’t wait for a Scott to write a script/dialogue tree for getting DIY chemo kits.

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

A friend that wants you to have an aggressive brain tumour to make an AI look good is no friend at all

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 8 points 9 months ago

Oh yeah sorry, sometimes I forget that board members and execs are the core contributors to human innovation, and that Google spends all its money on hiring the best and brightest think tank people. It’s why they only make good and ethical decisions that no one gets mad at, ever. /s

To be completely fair it appears he has experience in medical research, with some publications in the 80’s. That being said his LI plots his trajectory from just some guy to thinker tanker grifter guy.

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