swlabr

ah you see cryonics does increase life expenctancy, i.e. E(life length). As long as P(cryobubonics works) > 0, which, according to Yudkowskian Probability Theory, is true for any probability, then E(life length) = infinity, since cryonica will let us live forever /big fat fucking S

By murdle I mean one of those process of elimination grid based logic puzzles that can be encoded as a list of statements.

Chuck a murdle into it, maybe?

Sneerclub goes all the way to the top! Who runs the world? Sneers!

roided autocomplete

My autocomplete:

• written in an hour on a whiteboard for a job interview
• uses only the finest words, hand-selected by unix
• speed and size efficient

Roided autocomplete:

• years of development, billions of dollars of investment
• hallucinates constantly
• projected to use all computing capacity at current rates

makeitstopmakeitstopmakeitstopmakeitstop

Can you gaslight people into thinking burnout is good, actually? HN gives it the ol’ college try

Fuck yeah Oglaf!!! I need to do my biannual catchup binge

Come to think of it, yeah, the people that need things to be in 8k 144Hz in order to enjoy them would absolutely be fine with AI igniting the atmosphere in the name of high quality pixels

Computer ghost phobia:

spooked by AI 🤝 Falling for jump scare flash games

Shilling AI has much fewer downsides that walking on coals I guess

Honestly waiting for them to show up and post their absolutely rancid takes is about 20-40% of the fun of this place