swlabr

joined 2 years ago
[–] swlabr@awful.systems 10 points 1 year ago

You’ve probably just spoken it into existence, friend

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 11 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Counterpoint: it’s not not a dating app

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 15 points 1 year ago (29 children)

neoreactionary harem with stack ranking

Please don’t remind me about my miserable time on dating apps.

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 20 points 1 year ago (36 children)

Given that Ellison star-witnessed her ex into >200000 hours in the clink, I dread to think of what might happen to the person that marries her

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A rat scoring an own goal shouldn't be surprising, and a rat, especially ZMD, not understanding how to edit should also not be surprising.

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 9 points 1 year ago

can't run a print magazine anymore because of woke

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A really good lawyer carries duct tape

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Here’s my cocktail suggestion:

50 Shades (Sam Bankman) Fried:

Ingredients:

  • 50 different liquors/liqueurs, as many different densities and colours as possible

Equipment:

  • Transparent cylindrical urn with spigot

Steps:

  1. Sort the ingredients in decreasing order or liquid density.
  2. Pour 1/50th of the container capacity of each liquid in order into container, slowly and carefully to retain layers.

(Do not actually make this)

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 17 points 1 year ago (18 children)

morality of an anime villain

Plenty of anime villains would be insulted by this.

IANAL: His defense team must truly suck ass. To let the prosecution build the case that he is essentially amoral and profit driven is just baffling. To let SBF speak in any capacity at all is more baffling. The only way they could bungle this further is if they asked for more time than the prosecution was asking for.

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 8 points 1 year ago (7 children)
[–] swlabr@awful.systems 6 points 1 year ago

“I trained my model on AO3, why aren’t we funding a cure for Hanahaki???”

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 32 points 1 year ago (19 children)

Sovereign citizen energy.

Can’t wait for an AI crank to demand cancer treatment because Siri looked sideways at a blurry photo of a lump on their butt. Can’t wait for a Scott to write a script/dialogue tree for getting DIY chemo kits.

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