swlabr

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[–] swlabr@awful.systems 6 points 11 months ago

the co-founder of a global accessories brand called Bellroy,

fuck now I gotta burn my bellroy shit.

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 6 points 11 months ago

https://youtu.be/qE6emvdmg-M

Oh man this is just as good/bad as I remember.

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] swlabr@awful.systems 10 points 1 year ago

something something ethical consumption something something under capitalism

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 10 points 1 year ago

You’ve probably just spoken it into existence, friend

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 11 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Counterpoint: it’s not not a dating app

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 15 points 1 year ago (29 children)

neoreactionary harem with stack ranking

Please don’t remind me about my miserable time on dating apps.

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 20 points 1 year ago (36 children)

Given that Ellison star-witnessed her ex into >200000 hours in the clink, I dread to think of what might happen to the person that marries her

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A rat scoring an own goal shouldn't be surprising, and a rat, especially ZMD, not understanding how to edit should also not be surprising.

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 9 points 1 year ago

can't run a print magazine anymore because of woke

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A really good lawyer carries duct tape

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Here’s my cocktail suggestion:

50 Shades (Sam Bankman) Fried:

Ingredients:

  • 50 different liquors/liqueurs, as many different densities and colours as possible

Equipment:

  • Transparent cylindrical urn with spigot

Steps:

  1. Sort the ingredients in decreasing order or liquid density.
  2. Pour 1/50th of the container capacity of each liquid in order into container, slowly and carefully to retain layers.

(Do not actually make this)

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