Tobuscus was goat but then he got accused of something by his ex or whatever, never cared much about it, but he disappeared and now he just writes books or something. He was one of the old school GOATs next to MatPat, Markiplier, ERB. Sadly missed.

Girls when I show them my melee kill count at the end of the mission

Jokes on you I never update my proxmox

Are you joking? I’ve saved thousands, maybe hundreds of thousands, by waiting for Steam Sales and buying games at a reasonable price for me(I’m poor) rather than paying $60 a game. Nobody else does this(When was the last time Nintendo put Mario Kart on sale?)

The statement “Steam overcharges gamers” is self-defeating and hilarious.

Appears to be made out of some kind of tree

I removed the transmission from my car but now it won’t drive

And while we’re at it, so-called “premium” domains are a load of bullshit. My last name .net(which is not a common last name, by the way) is $2795 for the first month, because somebody with a solid gold dildo up their ass decided it should be so.

I’m so down bad I’d kiss systemd

Lemmy McLemmyface

the bigger the air leak the better the cooling 🗿

I ran 'rm -rf ~' because I fat fingered the ~ instead of the 1 and wiped my home folder

Nobody tells me not to be horny 😤

Now what can those wings do daddy