tektite

joined 6 months ago
[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 day ago

Made out with a hot dog?? Oh my god, that was ONE TIME!

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

😏 ...Is there a Mrs. Fusion?

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 day ago (6 children)

and to different degrees at different deaths.

Was that supposed to say depths?

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 days ago

My rules are if you make a web you can stay, but all running spiders will be put outside. No bed, no hanging above the bed, no towels, never on my body without permission, and if you don't let me catch you with my homemade spider trap (a little bell jar and paper coaster), I'll inform the cat of your whereabouts.

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 8 points 4 days ago

The owner of a company I worked for made it through interviews and the entire hiring process several times without telling people their hourly pay. I'd trained new employees who asked me how much they'd be making. When I mentioned it, the owner was like, "They never asked!" WHAT THE FUCK.

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago

Lookin up to me like training Ai is free, when my copyright was out you wasn't paying me.

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 60 points 1 week ago

Obviously it's a Tool concert. You'll probably see some Korn in the fields over by the Fear Factory. Hopefully the audience doesn't Rage Against the Machine or there'll be Megadeth!

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 week ago

How about instead of that, we give the entirety of Lana'i to Native Hawaiians via Hawaiian Home Lands and boot Larry Ellison out into the ocean on a raft or something.

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 week ago

WHAT YOU SAY !!

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Not if it's well done!

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

You mean he's angry-fucking sofas?

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 39 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

You've been banned from r/Pyongyang

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