the_post_of_tom_joad

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[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

If he dies i have less to look forward to so i thank you for your service. That smarmy effin face could restart a dead man's ticker i tells ya

Put down them candies and eat some lentils or sumpin to attack that zinc deficiency bruh

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (6 children)

Probably try reading the missive before commenting cuz your take is catastrophically wrong and bad

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm trying to figure out who the fuck might read this "polywork" bullshit and think to themselves: "yes. Both this take and this person are both sane and good"

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lol sorry, what a letdown i know :(

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

No, i heard some of the creepy recordings she and the gang made though. Nothing mind-blowing but there were some creepy things sometimes. Most of her stories coming back from a investigation ended up being ones of a good time in a spooky place with friends (and the leader's fixation with becoming a tv show)

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (5 children)

My wife was a paranormal investigator for 2 years AMA

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

My experience is the guys on the train really appreciate you 'foamers' (the name for fans where i ran train). Depending on the run i was on i might see at least two or three groups posted up by the tracks taking pictures of the motor a week. It's nice to have people excited about what you're doing, even if its boring as hell for you, and of all the people milling around the tracks foamers had the most fun and stayed safely out of our way so were the folks we like the most.

No everything has to be serious at all times and we cannot find any humor in the absurdity of hell world. The last time I smiled was on August 19th, 1991. I wear a dirty ushanka at all times, do not shave, and only take cold sponge baths because hot running water is bourgeoisie decadence. Every day at exactly noon I have the same meal of an expired Maoist MRE I store in a pit covered in old issues of a revolutionary newspaper. I sleep in a bed made of flags from every failed revolution so that they are never forgotten. In the evenings I stare at a picture of vodka by candlelight, but I do not allow myself to drink because there is nothing to celebrate. Every local org has banned me after I attempted to split it by assassinating the leadership. There is no plumbing in my house I shit in a brass bucket with a picture of Gonzalo and Deng french kissing in the bottom of it. My house is actually an overturned T34 in an abandoned junkyard in Wisconsin. I have a single friend in this world and it is a tapeworm named Bordiga that I met after ingesting spoiled borscht on 9/11 in the ruins of building 7 (I blew it up after finding that a nominally leftist NGO inside of it wasn’t sufficiently anti-imperialist, the attacks on the world trade center were a perfect revolutionary moment for me to enact direct praxis against liberalism). My source of income is various MLM schemes in the former soviet bloc that have been running for so long no one remembers who I am, they just keep sending money. I have not paid taxes since McGovern lost the Democratic nomination for president and my faith in electoralism died more brutally than my childhood dog after it got into an entire jar of tylenol. I own 29 fully automatic rusted kalashnikovs and three crates of ammunition entirely incompatible with them or any other firearms I own. My double PHD in marxist economics and 18th century Swiss philosophy (required to understand Engels) sits over the fireplace of my home, my fireplace is a salvaged drum from a 1950s washing machine that was recalled for locking children inside of it. I chose that washing machine model on purpose because I am anti-natalist. During the latest BLM protests I firebombed a Nikes outlet in the middle of a peaceful candlelit vigil. William F Buckley and I wrote hatemail to one another for 47 years until my final letter gave him an aneurysm. The only water I drink is from puddles. George Lucas and I dropped acid together during an MKULTRA southern baptist summer camp and he went on to write the movie Willow about our time together. The best way to test whether an electrical wire is live is to drool on it and shrimp salad is racist. You can make an IED out of potassium and the instructions are online thanks to Timothy McVey, who was actually a committed antifascist communist slandered by the deep state as part of operation condor. Every time a liberal files a restraining order against me, I carve a mark into the wall. I am running out of walls. When Amerika finally collapses I will be ready to lead the revolution. I am very smart and people like being around me.

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I saw the dems math before and they said "every vote for a third party is a vote stolen from Kamala and a vote for Trump" which if I'm calculating correctly means when i voted socialist i voted 2 times -1 stolen vote which =like 3 votes definitely voter fraud.

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I know what you mean, i actually really like hexbear too ... maybe the first time my crusty ol heart has opened since my mIRC days

 

Ok so i learned about a person coming out as non binary recently and this reminded me of my confusion about (i think they're called rolling pronouns) she/they and he/they specifically.

I have looked around at some sites speaking to it but none of them have made it clear to me whether use of "her" or "him" instead of "theirs" in the case of someone who wishes for (s)he/they is misgendering.

I had (mis)understood before that (s)he/they meant they were fine with either their gendered pronoun AND the gender free option, but am i way off base? Is the "they" not an option?

Apologies if this is breaking rules or has been answered, i didn't see anything on the sidebar so here goes nothin...

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