[-] throbbing_banjo@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

Better shoot this at 9am so Joe's sundowning ass doesn't fall asleep on TV again

[-] throbbing_banjo@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

The bar doesn't exist anymore, that's what this ruling is all about.

[-] throbbing_banjo@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

This is a deeply unpopular take but it's the correct one. I caucusef for Bernie in both 2016 and 2020 and the amount of Hilary/Biden supporters to Bernie supporters in both respective years was dishearteningly high.

The only people who show up for primaries and caucuses are predominantly white, Christian heterosexuals of retirement age.

They're absolutely fucking terrified of anything remotely approaching progressive policy and they'll never, ever let us run anyone who doesn't make them feel safe with all their old white money.

[-] throbbing_banjo@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Same. They've always done this shit, but installing windows - and then uninstalling or disabling all the cooked-in bloat and spyware - has become so ridiculously tiresome that I just said fuck it and went Linux full-time.

Every update or service pack, it starts all over. There's no such thing as a clean windows install.

Nobara was up and running in like ten minutes with no fuckery at all, and it's no nice not having to fight my OS on everything.

[-] throbbing_banjo@lemmy.world 54 points 1 month ago

Dude's eyes are unsettlingly close together

[-] throbbing_banjo@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Straight guy in an open marriage here. Have never engaged in sex with another man, have had plenty of mfm threesomes. Two men fucking the same woman at the same time are not fucking each other.

The transitive property does not apply to intercourse.

[-] throbbing_banjo@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

"I have never heard of this country, therefore any arrest made there is a conspiracy."

Your logic is flawless, way to go

[-] throbbing_banjo@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

Can confirm JIRA is an unusable mess. Submitting IT tickets was probably the worst thing about my last job. So much time wasted filling out irrelevant fields of information.

[-] throbbing_banjo@lemmy.world 28 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I enjoy eating peaches in the shower Any messy fruit, really, but stone fruits in general.

You can just shamelessly get in there, get that nectar all over your face, and enjoy it. Probably more enjoyable if you have a beard and need to eat carefully.

I no longer drink, so this is like my shower beer now.

[-] throbbing_banjo@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago

Dude that's the third time you've made this same comment on this thread. We get it, you think both sides are the same, relax.

[-] throbbing_banjo@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago

Lol okay, have fun eating all that seed corn and cotton.

[-] throbbing_banjo@lemmy.world 159 points 1 year ago

Karma-whoring. It's already started with the stupid "upote my can of beans" posts... Dude nobody cares about your internet points, either activity participate or fuck off to Instagram.

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