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And the custom ringtones…

Never forget

Well, now we have a couple million Shi’ite Muslims—some, but not all of which are extremists—believing that they’ll instantly go to heaven if they off him on the planet… which skews the odds a little.

putting the “fat” in “fatwa”

Just how long have you been waiting to use this one?

So small it’s almost imaginary

How about a row of cinder blocks along the sides? See? Easy

Or, and hear me out, what if they actually have good engineers and know how to sanitise their analytics? And at the risk of sounding crazy, what if the reason that the Linux share is rising is because it’s genuinely becoming more popular?

Crazy talk, right?

Am going to age now

Source: entropy

Unfortunately, people of good will rarely have the willingness to go along with it.

Face/On

Software engineer: 🫦

This was physically painful to read

That’s beautiful. Thank you!