If your dog is ever running and you can't catch them act hurt. Pretend to fall and hurt your knee. Most likely it will come back and check on you and you grab it, unless it's playing with something else then good luck
I was taught a long time ago a simple idea ... Men hear a problem and try to solve it...”i don't know x" ok let me teach you" or "I can't get this thing to work" ok let me try if I can.
Women on initial compliant some times just want to know that you know they are struggling. Instead of "let me teach you” you could say "I'm sure you will understand" or "I know it's difficult but you got this".
Yes it varies by person some men prefer the latter and some women prefer the former. As with most things it's up to you to know your partner and what they want...
A man and officer are sitting in a interragation room. Man: I know my rights.i won't speak without a lawyer present.
Officer: You are the lawyer!
Man: Yes,so where is my present?
Why do students studying to become lawyers drink so much? They are practicing for the bar.
I saw them escape, they were climbing down a ladder but I didn't report them because it was a "little con descending"...
Hey babe, remind me the proper configuration of a 3 to 3 balancer...
My understanding from reading other SovCit posts(keep in mind this is all bullshit), when we converted from gold/silver backed economy the government took out a massive load from the World Bank and used its present and future citizens as collateral. Since the value of this loan has increased by so much since it was originally created there is now Equity which belongs to each citizen that was used as collateral. Your Equity is tracked using your social security number. As such any loan you take out using your social security number can be paid using this Equity.
Yes, it makes no sense and that is not how collateral or equity or the world bank or fucking reality works but I think that is their belief.
The governor sucks but please start with Paxton.
Yeah... Now who is going to take care of the German sheep??
/s abusing animals is cruel and horrible
But what should I do with this robe and wizard hat?
This actually gave me an idea. Over break I wanted to practice dB design and entity framework. Designing a database and interface for santa to track kids naughty or nice could be a fun/interesting way of doing it.
For anyone wondering this is a VERY old xkcd comic.
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We can't let you bring this bottle of "water" on the plane because it me an explosive...so I'm just gonna to throw it into this garbage can full of all the other potential explosives in the most densely packed area of the airport...