wahfflez

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[Elon Musk] January hasn't even ended and we already have the Photo of the Year. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] wahfflez@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago

the full clip is fucking crazy just straight up nazi shit

my escaping the matrix moment was when i stopped being ashamed of my anthropomorphic wolf porn obsession in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] wahfflez@lemmy.world 21 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

my escaping the matrix moment was when i stopped being ashamed of my anthropomorphic wolf porn obsession in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
My marxist big pharma shill of a “doctor” keeps trying to tell me i have a “testicular torsion” i told him my balls are red from my carnivore diet and are “swollen” because of my lively high t sperm. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] wahfflez@lemmy.world 11 points 7 hours ago

i only post scrotum pics on truth social.

my escaping the matrix moment was when i stopped being ashamed of my anthropomorphic wolf porn obsession in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] wahfflez@lemmy.world 14 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

this guy hasn’t seen good wolf porn

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sending ( ｡ •̀ ᴖ •́ ｡) to my dealer when he says he’s outta crack (lemmy.world)
 
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My marxist big pharma shill of a “doctor” keeps trying to tell me i have a “testicular torsion” i told him my balls are red from my carnivore diet and are “swollen” because of my lively high t sperm. (lemmy.world)
 
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ur not invited to samsara bro (lemmy.world)
 
Travelling with dad and the normal looking hotel he booked turned out to be some sort of love hotel in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
[–] wahfflez@lemmy.world 19 points 22 hours ago

have sensual lovemaking with your dad. no balls

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i’m at TGIFridays getting groomed by an undercover CIA agent to do a “more lowkey 9-11” like sure man i’ll fashion a homemade kamikaze drone can i get some more chicken strips tho (lemmy.world)
 
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the woke mob made the oscar mayer wienermobile stop throwing the defective factory dogs in the stands at nascar because 17 people “died” and caught “salmonella” (lemmy.world)
 
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my flarp plug said he can’t take any more appliances after i gave him my air fryer..idk what im gonna do for my next fix man i gotta flarp tonight this slime isn’t cutting it (lemmy.world)
 
rodussy in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] wahfflez@lemmy.world 79 points 2 days ago

alvin and the chipmunks bloopers are just 5 hours of him shitting himself

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rodussy (lemmy.world)
 
ya shorty handling me with care and mindfulness in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] wahfflez@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i kept seeing the quality and wanted better then i realized i had to build it myself

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ya shorty handling me with care and mindfulness (lemmy.world)
 
YSK: How to interact with US police in c/youshouldknow@lemmy.world
[–] wahfflez@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

sticking to “am i being detained” and “lawyer” works wonders got out a fucked situation with the first. Genuinely the biggest gang in the US, treat them as such

A Request to the Fediverse Community in c/fediverse@lemmy.world
[–] wahfflez@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (4 children)

lurk no longer