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He just blocked you

You can set me on fire by hitting me in the trunk area baby

Sure, to first bake a cupcake you need degraded performance…

I… I already have that.

Normally degraded performance means that things happen too slowly, not too quickly.

Avoid checking any couches that JD Vance may have been near.

Mods can't issue permanent site-wide bans.

Or been unable to pay his bills and been forced to sell at 4k / coin.

I'd default on the bills and keep the bitcoin.

Was it raining? I hadn't noticed.

Raise the golf club in defiance

Throw the remote at the window?

You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lies on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?