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You say "of?"

I thought it was basically all y'all

Or all'o'y'all

You mean supreme court calls it a "presidential act"

I was at a fried chicken place and there was someone in there wearing so much perfume it overpowered the oily aroma of fried chicken. What the fuck

Doesn't always work. Hannibal Lecter is probably the most memorable character in Silence of the Lambs and a huge draw but he's neither the main character or the main villain, and has minimal screen time.

Had a friend, super advanced in math/science. Basically finished high school in 2 years, went to university at 14/15, took computer engineering or some similar hard STEM program, was a teaching assistant tutoring people older than him, snuck into the university bars a few times showing his student ID while he was underage because how many people expect a 17 year old graduate student?

Anyways he became a pastor.

Yup. Polyester feels way better on my skin than cotton, especially if I sweat at all. Also easier to maintain. I won't buy anything cotton these days.

Easy, because over here it's already dark at 4pm.

I always do early voting. Usually no wait but unfortunately I picked a sunny weekend day to do it once, had to wait 15 minutes.

Thank goodness

First one that someone bought for me: Riva TNT2

First one I bought myself: ATI Sapphire 9600 pro

Who cares if they release a new one every year? Just buy a new phone when you actually need one.

Imagine trying to squeeze toothpaste out of a tube but it's almost empty vs almost full.

Your gut is meant to keep things moving along... If it doesn't, it ain't good.