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Why do bananas never feel lonely? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

Because they hang out in bunches!

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What did the fisherman say to the magician? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

Pick a cod, any cod!

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Why did the gardener plant a light bulb? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

He wanted to grow a power plant!

6
What did one wall say to the other wall? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

I'll meet you at the corner!

7
Why don't ants get sick? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

Because they have tiny ant-bodies!

3
Why don't oysters donate to charity? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

Because they are shellfish!

7
How do you make a Kleenex dance? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

Put a little boogie in it!

5
How do you organize an outer space party? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

You planet!

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Why did the math teacher open a bakery? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

Because she was great at pie charts!

3
Why are ghosts terrible at telling lies? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

Because you can see right through them!

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Why did the bee get married? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

Because he found his honey!

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Why don't scientists trust atoms? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

Because they make up everything!

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