Seems like something that might get vetoed.

One emitter at a time...

Some BODY once told me the DM's gonna roll me

...and you think noise pollution is bad now? Just you wait.

I could see how that might be motivating.

Holy blundered brainwashing, batman!

I think he is assuming it is a google patent, from the domain name.

Excuse me sir... your trolley is sticking out of your pants.

I kinda hate it when companies steal existing common terms (alphabet, apple, windows, meta); it's a unilateral usurpation of everyone's speech, and (to some degree) a violation of the their minds.

I wonder if battery age skews this test towards the new phones.

Hmm... so a steak is a salad, and a salad is nachos? Something screwy here...

I'm glad you provided a link, because I would not have believed you otherwise. Take my upvote.