this post was submitted on 02 Dec 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] kaitco@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It’s always better to ask for forgiveness than permission.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Isn't that the logic that runs most of the world

[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

No, you're thinking of "fuck you, you can't prove anything, and I'll just keep it tied up in the courts until you lose everything you have" logic.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'm actually doing this a lot at work. No negative consequences, so far. Even got good reviews and annual raises.

[–] Olap@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Forgiveness not permission!

[–] IvanOverdrive@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Except for that whole sexual consent thing

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If anyone is taking Q-Tips without a grain of salt, I strongly suggest they take a trip to Ten Forward. At least there, Guinan knows how to fend off Q.

[–] MelodiousFunk@kbin.social 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You jest, but she gives a wicked purple nurple.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Relax; it's just synthohol.

[–] youstolemyname@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Q has never cared for consent anyways

[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Eh, if you have to ask at that point, then you're definitely not invited.

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

*until next time, with Cee-Lo tips

[–] xia@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Somehow, that does not sound like confidence...

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago
  • Asking someone out for a date, no.
  • Taking action without permission, sort of yes.

Q-Tips aren't exactly rules so much as terrible guidelines.

[–] Goldmaster@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

DON'T HOLD BACK!

[–] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Q-tip in ear feel good.

[–] keefshape@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Voted. Up. Would subscribe. More Q tips.

[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Is this one of them home ear remedies the fringe right keeps yelling about?

[–] bappity@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Schrödinger's Answer