I need it so I can player the newer games betterer
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Will you sell printed versions of the comics? I’d love to read an anthology or omnibus (or some sort of clever programming term here that I know nothing about but love these comics because even though I don’t always get them the vibe is so weird and cool and the world characters story and art are so compelling sorry what was I saying oh right) like that.
For example, let’s say that conjoined twins that had two heads but one body. The left-side person was mostly dominant of the left side, and the right-side person was dominant of the right side. If the right-side person had texted a threat to someone, the left-side person could potentially be completely unaware and non-complicit in the matter. Now we can also imagine an infinite number of other scenarios that make it infinitely more complex, like for example, if one of the twins attempts but fails to kill the other, or more heinous crimes, like who was in control of the bowels when passing gas.
“Alright, we have at least 6 witnesses willing to testify that they think I’m pretty. If you confess and say that at least I’m cute, we’ll let you get off easy.”
“I wanna talk to my lawyer.”
bad cop begins routine
“HOW DARE YOU, THEIR OUTFIT ALONE IS FIRE!”
”good” cop pulls the bad cop off you
“Sorry, my partner is a loose cannon. Look, we just want to make sure you’ve got good taste.”
Only to check what’s on the other side. For safety.
I like it because, not unlike my toilet, you don’t want the splash to touch you, and you only dip your head in when the “water” is calm
If we don’t learn from our future mistakes, we are doomed to repeat them the first time
Listen, some of us can’t shake the thrill of the ultimate gamble. Will this make me put down the burger or pull out my liver? Oh, the dizzying highs of rapid weight loss, and the terrifying lows of rapid weight loss doth call me…
My favourite JFK theory is what if there wasn’t a shooter and his head just did that
Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill…
During the late 19th century, “dude” was popularized, and its meaning hotly debated. According to the Oxford English Dictionary, the word's first formal definition was: “A man who shows an ostentatious regard for fashion and style in regard to dress or appearance; a dandy, a fop.”
The Beatles. I actually love a lot of their B sides and early material, but I think I’ve just been over-exposed to their “main” catalogue. Although, truth be told, I could probably say the same for almost any classic rock band, except for maybe CCR. Classic rock bands just get over-hyped as the most amazing band in the world, but when you don’t feel the same, it ends up creating a huge disconnect.