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you can’t tell me what to do! Stop trying to convince me! Alright, fine, but I’m only scrolling through the entire thing twice.

He’s crepuscular!

Okay you’ve gone full weirdo, and I’m gonna torpedo ^^^^with ^^^^an ^^^^upvote

e: wait shit how do I make text small my comedic timing depends on it

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I vote we name these knobbly bumpy mounds as knobbly and bumpy, respectively

Thank you. This post has haunted my brain on occasion over the years. I couldn’t remember the person’s reply, just the set-up and the joke. You have released me from my torment for the next two weeks until I forget again.

I can confirm. As a person who had a chihuahua for 11 beautiful years, he yearned for the most violent death of any and all that displeased him, which was anything bigger than him.

Is this a new format? I find this premium

Nice tattoo. I’m glad you labeled it to avoid confusion with other animals like shrimps or land cows

Go back into shower, resume task

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Someone made a post about how they thought they could fight a bear, describing exactly the scenario in the image.