xkbx

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[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Your partner and your equivalent parent (mom/gf, dad/bf, sensei/nf) switch place, and you have to bone one (to completion) of them to switch them back. Who do you pick, and what’s wrong with you, you sick bastard?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 19 points 1 month ago (8 children)

They put me in a room

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The science is pretty clear; gun control works. Every time you repeal gun control laws, loosen restrictions, open gun stores, gun-related deaths escalate, often dramatically. States with higher gun ownership rates have higher rates of homicides caused by guns. Even a 1% reduction in gun related deaths would be the equivalent of 2,500 people per year. Kids die more often from gun-related deaths than car-related deaths.

Mass shootings also barely make up 1% of gun-related deaths, so the science behind them isn’t as well studied, but things like reducing magazine sizes shows a correlated relation in reduction of mass shootings.

(Some of the sauce)

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 2 months ago

Woah, this is so cool

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This post reads like shit!

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 54 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fred Durst, of the famed Limp Bizkit band, is a speech therapist. You can see him wearing his signature red hat.

Fred Durst is reciting the lyrics to the Limp Bizkit song, “My Generation,” to which the lyrics during the pre-chorus are:

So go ahead and talk shit, talk shit about me Go ahead and talk shit about my g-g-generation

The last word, “generation,” repeats the first letter twice before saying the word fully, for musical effect in the song. However, since in this comic, Fred Durst is a speech therapist, he is saddened to hear his patient repeat the first letter, as the effect resembles a stutter, which would signify a failure on Fred’s goal as a speech therapist.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 2 months ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 2 months ago

How could they do that while Danny Devito is still around?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

SR1 was nowhere near as bad as Tomb Raider. The combat was a bit boring and the puzzles were repetitive, but the platforming was significantly more viable than Tomb Raider.

I mean, I haven’t touched either game in over two decades, and I only briefly played Tomb Raider versus the hundreds of hours I spent in all the Legacy of Kain games, and I frequently watch cutscene “movies” of the LoK titles, but I’m sure that hasn’t created a bias in me whatsoever.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 47 points 2 months ago (1 children)

“fuck off creep”

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[–] xkbx@startrek.website 9 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Bowser for Kart and Kirby for smash… makes sense

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Oh, no, I just frequently use words where I philanthropy their meaning.

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