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Autoanatidaephobia: the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching itself

I don't know why addressing a cat as "cat" is the funniest thing ever

Dehydration was never an option

Milk comes from female animals. Real men drink bull semen shakes.

Yeah I'm smelling burnt toast here

Shit, wish I saw this thread before I donated $100

I could pet 3 isopods

IIRC feddit.de's storage filled up with pictures, which broke the front end, and backups didn't work

I once got passed by two speeding DeLoreans. I ended up catching up to them when we all hit a traffic jam.

You win a free trip to the Hague

By a stroke of luck, one of the people to see these new screen savers was a member of the marketing team who tried them out the night before an already-scheduled visit in New York City with a major computer industry magazine. He loved them and wrote back, “You can call off the vote. We’re adding all of them to the product!”

Just think, if not for this email we might not have had that episode of LGR where "PENISES" suddenly appeared on the screen behind Clint as he was talking about it.

Apparently "cotton" and "Mexican" are slurs