zqwzzle

joined 1 year ago
[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 62 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

“Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.”

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You can get a clock that is set up counter clockwise to mess with people

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

True they could be changing their trump brand diapers.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Crippling anxiety?

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 35 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Planetary intergalactic.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

How about playing games with programming instead…

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 190 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Have you seen what they’re leaving us? No thanks.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

Only interested in the pull my finger emote.

 

Waiting patiently for your squadmate to die democratically

 

As collected from /r/programmerhumor. I think I got all of them.

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