Peanuts

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Shermy and Patty stand across from each other arguing. He says,"Men are better than women!" She replies,"They are not!!"

He continues,"Washington was a man! Jefferson was a man! Lincoln was a man!"

She replies,"Your mother is a woman!!"

He concludes,"You got me!"

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Charlie Brown stands looking over his left shoulder and says,"Well, here comes that new girl..."

As Violet walks up holding her books, Charlie Brown asks,"Do you want me to carry your books, Violet?"

She points behind her and replies,"I already have someone"

He watches as she walks off with Snoopy holding her books in his mouth. He says,"Foiled!! And by man's best friend!"

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A puzzled Charlie Brown stands behind Snoopy, who is looking up at Violet. She says,"Well, hello, there!"

She stoops in front of Snoopy and continues,"You don't know me, do you? My name is 'Violet'" Charlie Brown clears his throat.

Violet touches Snoopy's nose and says,"You're real cute..." Charlie Brown clears his throat louder.

As Snoopy sits gazing after Violet lovingly, Charlie Brown exclaims,"Well, why didn't you introduce me?!"

The first appearance of Violet, and the first time Charlie Brown falls in love.

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Charlie Brown runs along in full cowboy gear and holding a gun. He is shouting Bang! several times.

He continues to run, point his gun, and shout Bang!

He stops in front of Shermy who is also dressed in cowboy gear. He says,"I'm running out of ammunition!" Shermy asks,"What do you mean?"

Charlie Brown replies,"My throat's getting sore!"

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Charlie Brown sits at the table, looking down at his plate. He says,"I always like to save the best piece until last..."

He exclaims questioningly as Snoopy walks up smiling.

As Snoopy stands on his hind legs by the table, Charlie Brown lets out an exasperated sigh.

As he watches Snoopy smacking on the food from his plate, Charlie Brown leans his head on his hand and says,"Oh, well!"

Another Tribute Tuesday, since there’s no strip today in 1951. This one was created by caiuaestaca on DeviantArt

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Charlie and Shermy notice that Patty, who is sitting down, looks extremely depressed. Shermy asks, "What's wrong, Patty?"

Patty says, "You boys don't love me.. You never fight over me!"

Charlie and Shermy start a fight. Charlie says, "How's this? What a battle!" Shermy says, "What a struggle."

Charlie and Shermy lie on the ground. Patty says, "That was fine.. I feel much better now!"

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Charlie Brown is walking next to Snoopy and says "Go home, Snoopy! Go home!!"

He turns to Snoopy and continues, "Go home, I saw! Stop following me!!" as Patty looks on questioningly

Patty comes over and says "He's not following you... he lives in that direction!"

Charlie Brown continues on upset next to a smiling Snoopy

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Charlie Brown stands nearby watching Patty and Snoopy. She holds candy in her hand and says to a sitting Snoopy, "Speak!"

As Snoopy sits chewing behind Patty, Charlie Brown walks up to her with his hand outstretched. He asks,"Say, how about giving me a piece of that candy, too?"

Snoopy watches as she replies,"Say, 'Please!'"

Charlie Brown, chewing the candy, says to Snoopy,"Now I know what you always have to go through!"

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Charlie Brown walks along with his shoulders slumped. He says,"Boy, am I ever discouraged..."

He continues,"What a life!"

He stops as Patty walks by and exclaims,"Hello there, handsome!"

He walks along upright and cheerfully says,"Ah! It's a beautiful day!!"

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Charlie Brown looks down at a sitting Snoopy and says,"Snoopy, lets have a race..."

He says,"We're off!!", and they start running.

Snoopy dashes ahead of Charlie Brown.

The latter stops, watches him go, and says,"Ah, now I can eat this candy in peace!"

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Shermy stands looking at Charlie Brown tricycle. The latter stands nearby and says,"I'm thinking of trading it in for a new model"

Shermy stoops to look at it and replies,"You should do all right on a trade-in...."

Charlie Brown sits on the tricycle and says, "I kind of hate to part with it, though..."

He continues,"It always started pretty good in cold weather!"

Another Tribute Tuesday, since there’s no strip today in 1951. This one was created by EBeeler on DeviantArt

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Patty stoops watching Charlie Brown reach undered the chair in the living-room. He says,"I lost a penny underneath this chair..."

He kneels on the floor and watches her lie on the floor and look under the chair. He says,"If I had my flashlight, I could see it"

She stands up and looks down at him sitting. She asks,"Why don't you get your flashlight?" He replies,"It's in the attic..."

He stands up and concludes,"And it's so dark up there I can't find it!"

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Patty and Charlie Brown are walking. He says,"I dreamed about you last night..."

They stop and she asks,"Did you, Charlie Brown? Was it a nice dream?"

They sit on the curb and he replies,"I'm not sure..."

He concludes,"I slept through most of it!

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Shermy and Charlie Brown struggle to stand on the ice in their skates. Shermy says,"Watch it!"

Shermy says,"Oops!" as he starts to fall. A shaky Charlie Brown says,"Careful!"

He falls down next to a fallen Shermy.

He sits up and says to a kneeling Shermy, "Let's jump over barrels!"

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Shermy and Patty sit on the floor playing. He says,"Somebody's at the door"

She walks off saying,"I wonder who it can be?"

She opens the door and sees Charlie Brown. She says,"Oh, it's you, Charlie Brown..."

He looks at the reader as she walks off saying,"I thought it was somebody important!"

The gag is recycled from the Li'l Folks strip of December 24, 1947:

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Snoopy sits on the table watching Charlie Brown write.

The latter looks up at him and says,"I'm glad that dogs can't read..."

He resumes writing and concludes,"A diary is a very personal thing"

Snoopy walks off smiling.

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Charlie Brown is standing talking to Patty. She asks,"Do you think I'm beautiful, Charlie Brown?"

He replies,"Real beauty lies within!" She snaps,"That's not what I asked you!"

He continues,"A fair face will wither, but a good heart is the sun and the moon!"

As she chases him, he runs, laughs, and says,"I did my best!"

Another Tribute Tuesday, since there’s no strip today in 1951. This one is the Febuary, 2023 strip from Haus of Decline

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Patty sits on the floor reading. She looks up puzzled as a voice calls,"Hey!! Somebody call this dog!"

She turns in the direction of the voice as it continues,"Call him, I tell you! Call him!!"

She walks towards the voice as it continues,"Somebody call this dog!"

She stops by Charlie Brown where Snoopy is sitting on his tie. Charlie Brown asks,"Why don't you call him?"

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Patty and Shermy stand nearby watching Charlie Brown cry. Shermy says,"Charlie Brown's been crying all day"

She says,"Maybe he's maladjusted" He asks,"Do you think it could be his environment?"

She replies,"Maybe he's frustrated or inhibited..." He walks off saying,"I'll ask him"

He comes back and says,"His shoes are too tight!"

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Shermy and Patty sit on the ground talking. She says,"Let's have a sleigh ride"

He stands up and says,"Swell! I can see us now racing through the snow"

They run off and he continues,"Laughing! Singing! Boy, I can hardly wait!"

As he pulls Patty along on the sleigh, he says,"This didn't turn out the way I expected!"

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Charlie Brown stands on the snow-covered walk talking to Patty, who is in her doorway. He asks,"Hi, Patty! May I come in?"

He looks down at his coat as she points at it and says,"Shake all that snow off first..."

She points to his feet and continues,"And wipe your feet real good"

He walks off saying,"I've changed my mind..it's not worth it!"

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Charlie Brown stands on the snow-covered walk, shovel in hand, talking to Patty, who is standing in her doorway. He asks,"Shovel, your walk?"

She asks,"How much will you charge to do it?"

He replies, "Oh, I don't do it myself..."

He concludes, "I just rent out my shovel!"