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You don't go to the movies because soda costs too much.
I don't go to the movies because I can't pause the movie to go to pee.
We aren't the same.
FYI: there is an app called "RunPee". It'll tell you when it's a good time for a break in a movie.
Deadpool movie was such a poor choice for me. I paid ridiculous amount for a “small” soda, finished it before the movie started, then was suffering having to pee halfway through with no way to pause
And pause so you can check IMDb to see if that actor is the same as the one in some other show you've seen.