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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 56 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Its the cats that we don't deserve.

They just happen, they adopt us, use us as slaves, indoctrinate us in a cat worshipping cult, ...

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Cats are ancient aliens. That's why Egyptians worshipped them, that's why their pee glows and why their scratches and bites are so toxic. They're not of this earth. Don't trust them! They're trying to take over and they're being allowed to win!!

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If wishing for an alien feline overlord is wrong, I don't want to be right!

[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Sign me up for a human cat hybrid wifu

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Oh noooo, it's too late!!

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I, for one, welcome our old feline overlords.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah, I never ever complained myself, seems quite natural & logical tbh.