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[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 42 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I like this statement because it’s successful on two levels. You can also argue over whether “pop-tart” counts as one word or two.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's neither a calzone nor a ravioli. Pop tarts have pastry crusts. Calzones use a leavened crust, and ravioli have pasta crusts.

[–] kralk@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

What? How do you brew your poptart tea then?

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

They're scones.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hmmm id say a canzone is a dumpling, because it's folded over on itself.

[–] peto@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah, it's baked in an oven, it's a pasty.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Hmm good point!

[–] TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Actually, it's a cheesey tomato soup in a bread bowl.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

PopTart is a brand and is one word.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s the internet. People will argue with you even when you’re demonstrably right.

[–] qwertilliopasd@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

No they won't!

[–] crocswithsocks@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Blueberry is two words now apparently.