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[–] Tarball@lemmy.world 86 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hit her with the facts - the Chinese invented fake orange juice in the Tang dynasty and so that’s your fave.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 43 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Not bad, but the Song dynasty invented the musical speech. That's something

[–] Zozano@lemy.lol 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Get a load of this guy. Thinks the Wing dynasty who invented fried chicken wasn't the best.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

All chumps. The Ping dynasty invented the internet.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 months ago

Well, you were all using jokes from the Zing dynasty, so that is the clear winner

[–] peetabix@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget the Bong dynasty where everyone was high as fuck.

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Bong dynasty invented the gravity bong for cultural reasons