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Parents worldwide have proposed a new group of events that showcase the everyday heroics required to raise children. These proposed events promise to be as grueling as the triathlon.

1. The Family Dog Walk The Family Dog Walk combines canine management with child safety in a chaotic, high-stakes event. Participants must walk two untrained dogs on leashes while pushing a stroller and ensuring a toddler doesn't dart into oncoming traffic. This event requires world-class coordination, iron-clad patience, and the reflexes of a professional athlete. Extra points for picking up dog poop without the stroller rolling away.

2. The Toddler PJ Wrestling Match Inspired by the ancient art of Greco-Roman wrestling, the Toddler PJ Wrestling Match challenges parents to wrestle a wriggling toddler into a pair of zip-up pajamas that are at least one size too small. Competitors must contend with the notorious "alligator roll," where the toddler thrashes and flails with the agility of a gazelle. Points are awarded for speed, technique, and completing the match without the parent or toddler crying.

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EDIT: Changed article picture to stock photo due to feedback

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[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

how can you tell that it's AI?

[–] tattletaletimes@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

due to feedback, i ditched the AI image and replaced it with a stock photo. I'll add an Edit note to the post to make sure its more clear.

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ah, thank you. I was concerned that I couldn't distinguish AI from real people.

[–] tattletaletimes@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago

Haha yes I could see that being confusing if you're looking at the current pic 😁

[–] stormesp@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

A lot of problems with the lineart not being well defined or blurry in multiple places and a lot of limbs, specially hands tbh making no sense with how they were interacting with the items they had close like the one riding the bike.