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[–] DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world 44 points 3 months ago (2 children)

"My boss makes a dollar, I make a dime/That's why I jerk off on company time."

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

And make sure you don't shit and crank it at the same time. Make them pay for both, individually.

[–] Plastic_Ramses@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

I make a dime, boss makes a buck. Thats why I crank my hog in the company truck.