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Paris Agrees to Properly Represent Catholic Church in Closing Ceremony, With Scene Depicting Systematic Cover-Up of Child Abuse (theshovel.com.au)
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[โ€“] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I bet you would ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ†

[โ€“] sunzu@kbin.run 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"They longed for lewdness as much as they longed for their lovers. They went whoring after every male who looked appealing to them."

[โ€“] DancingBear@midwest.social 2 points 4 months ago

This book needs to be banned