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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I'm really not worth anyone's energy.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You’re worth mine. You might be my favorite user on lemmy. 10/10

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thanks, that's very nice of you!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think you're a pretty cool seafood hating squid.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I just don't want to be seafood, thank you.

[–] Vent@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Tbf, even the worst lemmy user pales in comparison to the worst users of other platforms like elon and spez.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Considering a couple of people in the thread being discussed reference a different thread where they decided I was a pedophile because I have a photo of my daughter naked when she was a newborn, I think some people here think I'm worse.

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

a naked newborn!

I'm spiralling, nauseous....you, you....nevermind.

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But... Squids don't wear clothes... Morons.

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's such a weird slice of society that always equate nudity with sexuality, even in babies/kids. "Weird" being the kindest word I can find.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The funny thing was that none of them had kids.

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not coincidental, I'd guess. If you haven't had kids, you likely haven't realized that dealing with naked kids is just part of the job. It's not like they're self cleaning.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Right? One guy berated me for changing my kid's diaper in a park shelter rather than a disgusting park bathroom because that would traumatize the baby or something. I don't even know.

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Yeah, homey hasn't founded any jailbait subs, a fatpeoplehate iteration, lolicon discussion, not even a single racial slur community modded. Downright lazy in comparison to the cream of the reddit degen crop.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I dunno, I’ve seen you around and I think you seem pretty dope

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thank you for contributing to this small community in a lovely way!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am happy to do it, so thank you for enjoying it.