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Bees are like carpenters, they carry a knife but you're not worried they might stab you for no reason.
Wasps are like meth heads.
They're like meth head gang members that also call their gang to attack you after they do. That's what terrifies me of them.
you leave them alone and they'll leave you alone.
If only that were true.
Libs say that about everything and it's never true.
Huh?
Nah thats bees. Wasps are angry bastards who will attack with no provocation.
Allow me to introduce giant Asian hornets who will just stab you for being in their flight path.
I'm with you. There are 3 European Paper wasp nests under my patio that have been there since spring. I have yet to be stung.
I've been thinking to get a bee suit to move them in the event they do sting me. Otherwise, I'll remove the nests this winter.
When they start getting cold they might start stinging because why not? They're gonna die anyways.
Key word. "Might".