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Conservatives Boycott Computers After Noticing Keyboard Can Be Used To Type ‘Trans’ (www.theonion.com)
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[–] lettruthout@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

"At press time, sources confirmed conservatives across the nation were trying to escape the woke conspiracy of left-wing letters by renouncing the English language entirely."

From the way he forms(?) sentences, it seems like Trump has a significant head start on this.