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submitted 4 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 42 points 4 months ago (3 children)

TRANSistors!?! Electronics are of the devil, burn them all! /s

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

Now they're putting their transmission in our cars!?!

[–] Rediphile@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 months ago

This also further explains their hatred of public TRANSit

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Religious fanatics have been saying “technological progress = evil” since the beginning of time.