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Man Who Doesn't Believe in the Patriarchy Thinks Your Sigh Is Passive Aggressive and Your Resting Face Is Bitchy (reductress.com)
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[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago

“And don’t even get me started on the way she sighs,” he said. “It definitely has something to do with me, even though people sigh for a million different reasons, like if they’re tired or stressed or something. I’m definitely not going to ask her about any of those things, though, because I don’t really view her as a full person. It just gives off a very bitchy, passive aggressive vibe.”