Rolling coal is one of the most mindbogglingly stupid things I’ve ever heard of. Truly, it makes it seem like Idiocracy didn’t go nearly far enough in their hyperbole. Nobody could’ve predicted people being this aggressively dumb.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Speaking of doing stupid shit and rolling coal...
https://www.bicycling.com/news/a60747401/waller-texas-coal-rolling-cyclist-crash/

[–] Narauko@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Ignoring the tragedy of the actual situation, the way the title is parsed for the link implies that a diesel powered bicyclist crashed while rolling coal and that imagery makes me giggle.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If someone put together a diesel powered bike that could coal out I wouldn't even be mad

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

idk about diesel, but you can get a 2-stroke to run pretty dirty without much trouble

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I pictured a cyclist with anthracite wheels.

[–] Novice_Idiot@lemmy.wtf 2 points 3 months ago

Damn that's horrific, stupid and completely unnecessary.