I dug my last surviving pain of Kikwear out of storage when I saw this coming.

Waiting for the perfect event to mortify my teenage nephew, who wears nothing but Adidas .

All it needs is a line saying, "Hand Blown Artisanal Glassware and Other Whimsical Notions"

Hooray. I've been looking to add a few more points of maintenance and failure to my bike.

This might as well ask, "When were you young and broke and wanted everything you saw in a commercial and then started collecting ridiculous amounts of nostalgia product as soon as you had even a crumb of disposable income."

Thankfully I didn't fall for that nonsense.

: reclines on throne made entirely of first gen Zunes and Sidekick phones:

...ou say?

I knew taking four years of Applied Rap Math would pay off.

Sounds like you have experienced a Cubs game.

Not all of us live in the Sout. Many youts live in duh Nort, too.

Possibly dumb question: Does salmon taste different when eaten before and after spawning?

I'm on the spectrum and digging a hole, diggy diggy hole. Diggy diggy hole!

Thought this was just a Welsh yearbook.

We fell in love in a homeless place... We fell in love in a hooOoomless plaaace...