Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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A short drive from Limerick, Ireland (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by gedaliyah@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Not a limerick but I want to share my favorite pun joke

I once submitted ten puns to a pun contest, hoping one would win, but
No pun intended

[–] ahal@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I always thought that joke needs an actual pun in the first half so the "no pun intended" has a valid double meaning. I came up with:

I told the sad ghost ten puns to raise its spirits. No pun intendid.

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's word play.

No pun intended.
"No pun in ten did [win the contest]"

[–] ahal@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

Yes I understand. It works spelled that way. But "no pun intended" doesn't work because there was no pun in the initial setup. In my version both meanings make sense

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 4 points 3 months ago

HA! Nice!