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Work at retirement home doing tech. My drawer has grown to a closet of old cords.
It pays off weekly. Too many people with too many different generations of tech. Never know what you'll run into.
Old Person (on deathbed): "This disk contains my entire life's work, I want you to take it."
many years later, playing in park
"Daddy, where did you get this weird frisbee?"
"Dunno. Some old guy wanted me to have it."
The magnavox tv on the shelf makes it not that far off lmao
Umph.
Gut shot.
I guess I hadn't had a bad enough Dad joke this week.
Starting to speak in tongues, give thanks unto Jesus my brethren