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Donald Trump is officially more popular in Alberta than he is in the United States (cultmtl.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I hear the surface of the sun is granting citizenship to all those who apply.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

No no. Lets not fuck with the sun. If somehow the sun goes out, we're all fucked. If they have some issue in russia, thats a them problem.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 9 points 3 weeks ago

Because of the sun doing what it is, chucking our worldly problems onto it will only make it more sun

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

If Donald Trump can poison the entire sun with his mere presence he should be dissected for science.