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Japanese efficiency ladies and gentlemen
Through the warped lense of what modern security theater has sold their leaders on? Sure, why not?
I didn’t read the article fully and didn’t realize that the missing scissors were post security, I don’t know how an American airport would respond to this kind of event
ha ha racism funny! Me smart. Upvote now.
Y’know, fair, I have reconsidered my point, I realized I don’t know how an American airport would respond to missing scissors after the gate, I’m certainly not motivated by some upvotes