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Wouldn’t that get absolutely covered in shit particles by the time you get to the middle?
What happens at your house?
Haven’t seen the Mythbusters episode eh?
To be fair 1 flush with the lid open and you'd get a nice particulate smattering on everything.
Inside your lungs too. You breathe in poop, think about it.
Everything in your house is covered in shit particles. Best just not to think about it.
And many more things along with shit.
I’m no germaphobe but the increased exposure time of that roll does disturb me. A normal roll gets maybe two dozen flushes or so before running out, that jumbo roll is being showered with hundreds of flushes.
I mean, do you keep your toothbrush in the bathroom? Lol
No. My place has a closet right outside of the bathroom and we have 90% of our stuff in there.
Fair enough! I'll take my poo particle covered toothbrush and go
and bugs climb out from the root of the eyelash follicles and eat your skin at night, when they crawl back in to lay eggs
what, do the shit particles BURROW through the outer layers of paper? you’re only ever getting one flush worth of shit particles unless someone in your house is shitting without wiping.
Do you see the large side of that huge roll? And you do understand that toilet paper is absorbent, right?
yeah, it absorbs liquids quite well because of surface tension and the capillary effect. are you under the impression that individual particles of shit are ducking and weaving their way all the way to the center of that roll from the outside edges?
So ~~twist~~ turn it..
Asses to asses, flush to flush 🤷
Yeah you don't want shit in your shit