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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 63 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

You just gotta keep using it until your anus naturally builds up callouses.

[–] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 29 points 3 weeks ago

I rarely physically shudder from text

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My wife keeps telling me that...

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Why? What is she planning for your anus that requires callouses? You should inquire. That sounds suspicious!

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Just know that she won't answer and I'm scared.

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Do you need us to call someone for you?

Sounds exciting!

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I too try to only shit on company time

They're called union shits around here. Even if you're not in one lol.

Also combine shitty to with expensive bidet. Best of both worlds.

[–] RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

If you don't use a bidet, your butthole is already calloused. I learned this the first time I pooped in a normal toilet after getting my bidet.

[–] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I think this is the worst thing I've ever read

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Thank you, and you're welcome.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 3 weeks ago

What a terrible day to have eyes.