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[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 34 points 4 months ago (5 children)

That guy's private jet is gonna crash with him in it.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 30 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

We need sky orcas to deal with the sky yachts.

I'm thinking armored California Condors? Maybe highly trained pods of Bald Eagles, with cybernetic enhancements.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Pigeon mounted nuclear arsenal

This is not far off the actual mark. Didn't the US use pigeons as actual targeting systems in missiles at one point?

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Fuckin' hope so.

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Optimists like you make me sick.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago