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[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Goddamn Burmese! Almost as bad as the Yugos!

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

If the dems win, Im moving to Rhodesia!

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I had a friend in graduate school who drove a Yugo. Whenever I rode in it, he was like "don't touch anything - it'll fall off."