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[–] andyburke@fedia.io 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you can't make a torch or pitchfork at home out of shit you have lying around, I don't need you on my side in the revolution.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I'm more of a cocktail guy myself

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I hear they named a pretty good one after the Soviet foreign minister during the Winter War..

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 3 points 2 months ago

Why make a cocktail when whisky does fine on its own?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Tape a sparkler to a bell jar full of spicy dino juice for a safer, less leaky, and more windproof cocktail.

[–] andyburke@fedia.io 2 points 2 months ago

There's always need for provisions.