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[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 72 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 44 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You've not heard of the bearded lady?

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh, I have. I was just posting the gif of the rest of that video because the entire thing makes me die laughing every time. The tone of that old man's voice as he questions all of reality is truly something.

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I have not heard of anything you two funny kids are talking about.

… source?

[–] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)
[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 2 points 2 months ago

Well now I just have more questions.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 2 months ago

It's a clip from a mcjuggernuggets video lol

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 months ago

It’s funny. I like it.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Google daddy chill vine know your meme

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 months ago

I spent some cool years on the internet being uncool, thinking I was too cool for internet shit.

(I mean, I was also deeply depressed, heavily traumatized, and unable to function beyond work and escapism for basically the entire period Vine existed.)

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

I'm gonna screenshot this nonsense and send it to the White House in 60s at the height of the Cuban Missile Crisis.

They'd nuke Earth instantly, get Fallout IRL going.